Shit a Tumblrer would never say:
God, I love Facebook so much!
Mean Girls? Never heard of it...
Spongebob? That shit's for kids.
I have too many followers!
I went outside today.
Nutella is fucking disgusting
Why yes, I DO want more hipster on my blog!
$49 for a theme? Seems reasonable!
ACTA sounds awesome!
Eww! Benedict Cumberbatch!
Sherlock Holmes is a fake
Twilight is the best book EVER!!!!111!11!ONE!!!
Gays are going to hell
Fuck Yeah Rick Santorum!